So I was reading Cheryl's blog over at The Daily Blonde like I do every day (you should too because she is hysterical and like the big sister I never had) and I ran across her post about crazy laws in Rhode Island. I laughed so hard. I was intrigued to see what kind of crazy BS Florida had to offer so I started searching the internet JACKPOT! There is a whole website dedicated to dumb laws here.
So here are Florida's dumb laws:
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. Yeah, I'd rank pregnant pigs right up there with freedom of speech too.....
It is illegal to sell your children. Shit.....
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Thank God I'm married, and smart enough not to jump out of a plane
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Well, atleast you can still save on gas.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. HAHA, what???
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. This is a shame.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Um, ouch
You may not fart in a public place after 6 pm. I think it should be anytime, not just after 6.
It is considered an offense to shower naked. Tell me about it.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. You're damn right, dishes don't grow on trees you know!
Oral sex is illegal. You heard it here ladies, tell your husbands to leave you alone, its the LAW!
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Not a bad idea actually...
I love the Sunshine state :)