Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dumb Florida Laws

So I was reading Cheryl's blog over at The Daily Blonde like I do every day (you should too because she is hysterical and like the big sister I never had) and I ran across her post about crazy laws in Rhode Island. I laughed so hard. I was intrigued to see what kind of crazy BS Florida had to offer so I started searching the internet JACKPOT! There is a whole website dedicated to dumb laws here.

So here are Florida's dumb laws:

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. Yeah, I'd rank pregnant pigs right up there with freedom of speech too.....

It is illegal to sell your children. Shit.....

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Thank God I'm married, and smart enough not to jump out of a plane

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Well, atleast you can still save on gas.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. HAHA, what???

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. This is a shame.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Um, ouch

You may not fart in a public place after 6 pm. I think it should be anytime, not just after 6.

It is considered an offense to shower naked. Tell me about it.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. You're damn right, dishes don't grow on trees you know!

Oral sex is illegal. You heard it here ladies, tell your husbands to leave you alone, its the LAW!

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Not a bad idea actually...

I love the Sunshine state :)


Jyl @ MommyGossip said...

You guys are cracking me up with your state laws. Where do you find this stuff?

Pregnant pigs? That is hilarious!

Glad I dropped by for a visit.

Tena said...

these are classic, I will have to look up california's

Amanduh Huggenkiss said...

LMFAO! Those are so funny. YYYYES about the oral sex...I mean, booo bummer!

Cheryl said...

HA!! So Florida has some spectacular laws, too! It's a little insane...I hear in Arizona you can't bathe your camel in a tub. I'm not sure where the heck the camel is going to SLEEP never mind bathe???

As far as the oral sex goes, I'm probably the last woman on earth that would ask to repeal that law. When else can you be in such great control of a man? Think of it this way...ask for jewelry while you're doing it...he'll be sure to say "YES YES YES" Just make sure to grab that credit card while you're multitasking!

Holly at Tropic of Mom said...

Don't tell anyone, but I think I've broken a couple of those laws!

Fun list, thanks!

BTW, that pregnant pig thing is rather recent. It was up for vote a few years ago.