Sunday, September 28, 2008

I'm not an angry person....

I'm really not.

But I swear to all things holy that if that (insert explicative here) ice cream truck comes down my street at nap time one more time and parks right in front of my house waiting for all the dirty kids in this neighborhood to find their money and run outside I WILL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I mention our lovely ice cream truck has the words "I do not sell drugs" painted on the side?



Tena said...

Keep it moving icecream man, until you start selling those drugs you are no use to me!
I think the ice cream man should sell booze to the parents!

Cheryl said...

So funny....our "drugless" ice cream man comes down the street every summer between 5-6pm. Dinner time idiot!!! I always yell at him. Then I give the kids money and tell them to get me a Nutty Cone. Of course, once a week we have it right before dinner. Because I'm the mommy and I make the rules. ;)

Naptime is ridiculous. Go out and speak with the druglord about that!

Kelly said...

well, i guess we'll just have to take his word for it then. *insert dramatic eye roll here*

my neighbor is rebuilding his house. i mean, from ground up. he always seems to be hammering something right after my son goes down for a nap. he's a really nice guy and we like him, but holy hell i could scream when he starts it up!

Amanduh Huggenkiss said...

ROFL, sorry but I totally understand your frustration.

April said...

It a good thing he clarified about the drugs or some might start to wonder. Luckly my little guy could sleep threw a frieght train in frount of our house other wise I am a crazy mom who would not be well liked by the icecream man lol!

Jenn P. said...

Hi, I found your blog through Cheryl over at the Daily Blond. I don't have young enough kids to wake up durring a nap, but I do have kids that are old enough to pester me for money everytime he comes around. Then I look like the bad guy if I don't have any change on me.